What not to watch

My wife loves that show “What not to wear”. I do not. Here are my reasons:

1. I don’t like how rude the hosts can be.

2. Fashion seems very superficial to me. People should have the freedom to be themselves.

3. I hate that someone makes up these imaginary rules as to what is “in” and what is “out”.

4. I equate fashion with all that is wrong with American “status”. Its sad that people will go without proper food to put on a pair of $150 shoes.

5. I could never live with spending 500 bucks on 1 outfit…let alone 100 bucks on a hair cut.

6. No offense to my gay friends…but as a straight man the show is too…you know.

7. I would much rather enjoy pretty much anything else on TV…like “What not to eat” or “What not to drive your car off of”…

This concludes my rant.